WELCOME TO THE HALL OF GIANTS!

So this ISN'T the place you expected to come for the Monster Sweeps Exhibit? And you are appalled at the audacity of your host to compare himself, even on the most fabulous flight of conceit, to the giants who occupy this hall? Before you call the authorities to revoke my poetic license, consider this: Audacity is the soul of advertising. And ask
yourself, "What good is a website, what good is anything, if you can't have a
little fun with it? With that preamble, I invite you to have look around --
so long as you don't disturb the quiet contemplation of others.