WARNING: You've just entered
Two-Dimensional Space!

Only fearless copywriters dare to venture into this strange and mysterious advertising cosmos. For some who do, it is a veritable black hole from which they never emerge. Others become disoriented and confused in the oxygen poor environment, and produce ads that simply fall flat. And then there are those who conquer it, fusing words with images that literally leap off the two dimensional page and into their prospects' minds, completely bypassing the space time continuum and achieving a perfect state of mass communication!  As you explore, beware the brilliant object to the left: do not stare at it for more than a few seconds at a time. And, in case of a space ad emergency, contact us for a creative rescue mission.